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  • Today's Toons 5/23/25

    05/23/2025 1:19:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/23/25 | pookie18
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  • 11 Statements That Are Not Protected By The First Amendment

    05/22/2025 8:59:39 AM PDT · by dayglored · 22 replies
    The Bee ^ | May 21, 2025 | The Bee
    The First Amendment protects most forms of speech. But did you know that there are certain things even the Constitution does not allow? It's true. Here are 11 statements that can get you in trouble with the law: "I disagree with the government." - The First Amendment was not designed to protect speech criticizing our omnipotent rulers. "The government lied to us." - No, they didn't, and you are going to jail. "I kind of enjoy the Disney Star Wars films." - This can actually get you deported, believe it or not. "Baseball is boring." - The Constitution does...
  • Today's Toons 5/22/25

    05/22/2025 4:08:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/22/25 | pookie18
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  • Nancy Mace Says She'll Release As Much Naked Footage Of Herself As It Takes To Fight Exploitation Of Women

    05/21/2025 8:44:42 AM PDT · by dayglored · 29 replies
    The Bee ^ | May 20, 2025 | The Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a daring act of resistance, Rep. Nancy Mace has recently announced that she will release as much naked footage of herself as it takes to fight the exploitation of women. Mace has vowed to make public as many explicit images as it takes for her to pass her proposed bills, which will bring to justice any perverts who exploit women by taking and sharing naked pictures of them. "Take that, predators and rapists," Mace said, brandishing several nude pictures of herself in front of reporters. "I'm going to end the exploitation of women by releasing...
  • Today's Toons 5/21/25

    05/21/2025 3:47:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
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  • Why does Mike Johnson have POTUS Trump "whipping" votes?

    05/20/2025 8:32:44 PM PDT · by Racketeer · 27 replies
    X ^ | May 20,2025 | MagaKitty
    Steve Bannon: “I got a problem. And it’s not with Andy Harris. Here’s what I’ve got a PROBLEM with…JOHNSON should not put the President of the United States in this situation…the President of the United States should not have to come to Capitol Hill…and have to WHIP VOTES…Johnson, in these rooms, tells everyone what they want to hear. That’s why people CAN’T STAND HIM…”
  • Caitlin Clark Indicted For Murder After Fouling Angel Reese

    05/20/2025 4:12:39 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 27 replies
    What had been hailed as a potentially Hall of Fame career was cut short at the start of just its second season, as WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese. The incident occurred during a game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky, with Clark, who has been violently and mercilessly fouled an estimated eight trillion times in the past year, fouling Reese. Although Reese survived and was unharmed, it was announced immediately following the game that Clark had been indicted for her murder. "The game of basketball is no place for this level...
  • Today's Toons 5/20/25

    05/20/2025 3:37:57 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
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  • New Evidence Suggests Noah’s Wife Was Steering The Ark When It Hit Mount Ararat

    05/19/2025 8:57:52 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 29 replies
    Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah's ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering. Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah's wife, and all historical evidence seems to indicate that she was to blame for the famed vessel violently crashing into the tip of a mountain. "After studying several extra-biblical ancient texts and consulting Jewish historians, it now seems Noah's stop on the top of Mount Ararat was completely unplanned, and totally his wife's fault," said biblical scholar Dr. Benjamin Abelman. "Every ancient source we currently possess now points to this as being...
  • OOF! :^)

    05/19/2025 4:19:43 AM PDT · by FLT-bird · 18 replies
  • Today's Toons 5/19/25

    05/19/2025 1:16:14 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/19/25 | pookie18
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  • DNC To Remove David Hogg After Realizing He's David Hogg

    05/18/2025 12:52:23 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 21 replies
    X.com ^ | 2:00 PM · May 18, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee
    https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-to-remove-david-hogg-after-realizing-hes-david-hoggU.S. — The Democratic National Committee has begun the process to oust David Hogg from its leadership after realizing that he is David Hogg. The DNC announced it will attempt to void Hogg's February election to vice chair on procedural grounds, stating that no one had yet comprehended that this was David Hogg. "Obviously, we have to remove him. He's David Hogg," stated DNC operations manager Chandler Kilgore. "It's unfortunate that it is only now dawning on us who he actually is, but here we are. For the sake of our own survival, the DNC will act quickly and mercilessly...
  • How To Be Uncancellable featuring The Fat Electician

    05/17/2025 12:56:25 PM PDT · by ro_dreaming · 9 replies
    Underwhelming Podcast ^ | 05/17/2025 | Underwhelming Podcast
    I'm a fan of the whole crew at Unsubscribed, thought some of my fellow Freepers would enjoy, if you haven't seen/heard of these guys.
  • ICE officers chase, tackle, arrest a shirtless man in Charlotte pond outside courthouse

    05/16/2025 12:10:35 PM PDT · by Morgana · 14 replies
    WBTV ^ | May 15, 2025 | Jason Puckett
    CHARLOTTE, N.C. (WBTV) -A chaotic arrest was carried out by immigration officers Thursday outside the Mecklenburg County Courthouse. On Thursday, May 15, officers with the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, or ICE, chased a man across the lawn of the courthouse, across 3rd Street, and into a duck pond in nearby Marshall Park. WBTV recorded what happened next. The video shows multiple officers surrounding the man as he stands waist-deep in the water. Moments later, an officer in blue tackles the man into the pond, where he is handcuffed and led away to a waiting vehicle. WBTV’s Jason Puckett was...
  • Grok Humor

    05/16/2025 9:36:01 AM PDT · by ProtectOurFreedom · 36 replies
    Grok ^ | May 16, 2025 | Protect Our Freedom
    I'm sitting here reading about "Circular Breathwork" posted by ConservativeMind (another one of his/her great articles about health). It's fascinating how continuous, deep breathing without pauses between inhalation and exhalation may alleviate stress, anxiety, depression, and PTSD, while enhancing self-awareness and life satisfaction - things we can all use. (See Circular breathwork induces altered states of consciousness linked to improved mental health, Medical Xpress / Communications Psychology ^ | April 28, 2025 | Justin Jackson / Martha N. Havenith et al, Posted on 5/16/2025, 8:50:47 AM by ConservativeMind) Anyway, the article discusses reducing etCO2 (end-tidal CO2) levels from 34.3 mmHg...
  • Today's Toons 5/16/25

    05/16/2025 1:07:21 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/16/25 | pookie18
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  • Henry County police use taser on naked man during chase 🫣⚡️

    05/15/2025 1:17:21 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 33 replies
    Twitter / X / Citizen's Free Press ^ | May 15, 2025 | ATL Uncensored
    Henry County police use taser on naked man during chase 🫣⚡️ VIDEO AT LINK................... Nice form on the Taser dive for naked perp..............
  • Walmart says some price increases are possible in tariff 'uncertainty,' e-commerce sales grow

    05/15/2025 5:44:24 AM PDT · by Miami Rebel · 18 replies
    Fox Business ^ | May 15, 2025 | Daniella Genovese
    Walmart – the nation’s largest private employer – warned of possible price hikes on Thursday given the uncertainty in the tariff environment. "We will do our best to keep our prices as low as possible but given the magnitude of the tariffs, even at the reduced levels announced this week, we aren’t able to absorb all the pressure given the reality of narrow retail margins," Walmart CEO Doug McMillon said in a statement as the retailer reported its first quarter results, which met Wall Street expectations. Consumers could see price hikes as soon as the end of May, Walmart Chief...
  • 10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed

    05/15/2025 9:11:31 AM PDT · by dayglored · 28 replies
    The Bee ^ | May 14, 2025 | The Bee
    Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did we all miss this? Looking back in hindsight, here are ten shocking signs we can't believe everyone overlooked: When he appeared at a press conference with burn marks on his shirt from where they used the paddles: In retrospect, a bit concerning. Started narrating his own life in the third person, but referring to himself as "Ben Matlock": It seemed so innocent. Could only make public appearances...
  • Today's Toons 5/15/25

    05/15/2025 3:54:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 40 replies
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